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    Friday, October 25, 2013, 4:44 PM -

    If you're looking for some time to kill, check out Mother Jones' eco-doom fake headline generator.

    Click on a button, and a bot will generate a random, abysmal headline about the environment.

    Here's the kicker: some of the (seemingly ridiculous) headlines link to real articles.

    Here are some of our favourites, courtesy of the generator:

    • Will Your Shoe Habit Torpedo International Climate Treaties?
    • Can Extreme Pilates Actually Kill Organic Farming Practices?
    • Do Those Super-Strong Magnets Damage Community Gardens in Detroit?
    • Do Facebook's New Privacy Settings Paralyze Walrus Rescue Operations?
    • Is Your Standing Desk Upsetting Lake Tahoe?
    • Does Biting Your Nails Jeopardize Migratory Birds?
    • Does Watching Cat Videos Threaten the Ozone Layer?

    There's more, but you get the point.

    We'll admit: We've spent an inordinate amount of time clicking through the headlines. For research purposes, of course.

    Visit Mother Jones to see the generator for yourself.

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